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Bus to heaven  Akpors boarded a bus going to Asaba. Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night. As they proceeded Akpors smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully. The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven. Akpors furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap. The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?. Akpors shouted; You are a liar and a thief. Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba. One word for Akpors this time?   ............ Oh Really? #Vhybez247Bus to heaven Akpors boarded a bus going to Asaba. Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night. As they proceeded Akpors smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully. The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven. Akpors furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap. The Conductor in shock asked; What's ...

Akpos Baptized Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name. AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace. PASTOR: Grace is for females. AKPOS: What about Disgrace? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant, "Could you taste this please?" says Akpos. The Chemist assistant takes the tea spoon, put it in his mouth, swills the liquid and swallows it. "Does it taste sweet?" says Akpos. "No, not at all" says the Chemist assistant. "Good!" says Akpos "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂