Akpos Paper Series 2

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Bus to heaven 

Akpors boarded a bus going to Asaba.
Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night.
As they proceeded Akpors smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully.
The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven.
Akpors furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap.
The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?.
Akpors shouted; You are a liar and a thief.
Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba.
One word for Akpors this time?
 
............ Oh Really? #Vhybez247Bus to heaven Akpors boarded a bus going to Asaba. Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night. As they proceeded Akpors smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully. The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven. Akpors furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap. The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?. Akpors shouted; You are a liar and a thief. Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba. One word for Akpors this time?   ............ *sefakor*

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